another moral hangover. fuck.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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