this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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