today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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