names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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