I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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