no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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