How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
