I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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