I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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