We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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