so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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