the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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