That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
