It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
