seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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