I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The Olympian is in my bed
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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