Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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