I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
