I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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