i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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