no, he came in my armpit
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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