Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there's paper in my vomit.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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