does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
