This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Randomize
