im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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