Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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