this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
