just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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