what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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