We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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