I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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