I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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