I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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