Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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