nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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