Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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