in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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