Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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