D3 body, D1 cock
I wish I could punch you in the face.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Every concussion has its silver lining
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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