Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Boobs are out for the taking
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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