her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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