We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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