yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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