idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You smell like stripper and shame
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
