I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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