you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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