No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
