Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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