You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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