I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I accidentally had phone sex last night
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I believe in your delicious
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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