he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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