So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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