Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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