Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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