It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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