her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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