but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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