We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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