Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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