Sponge bath it is.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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