Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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